[MADAH LAMAN SOSIAL]

JOKE

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,

"My mobile no. has changed.

Ealier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a proud, coz my son is in Medical Colledge.

Friend : Really?... What is he studying?

Ah Beng : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

Dr : Take this tablet.... You will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow? ... Tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?

Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die, will you remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD".

Wife : How do you know?

Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said,

"Oh GOD! ...U have come here.

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ECONOMY

Bil(api,air,astro,TM) = rm350 Petrol = rm200 Kereta = rm400 Makan = rm450 Rumah = rm700 barang dapur =rm300 lain-lain = rm150 Jumlah = rm2400 Tidak termasuk Cukai tanah,cukai pintu,belanja perayaan,kos perubatan dan tol. Bagaimana pula dengan cuti sekolah/makan angin,Servis kereta/motosikal & renew road tax/insurans. Bagaimana dengan anda?Cukupkah dengan apa yg ada skarang ni untuk menampung kehidupan kita dan anak2 pada 10++ tahun akan datang???Tanyalah pada diri anda sendiri..

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LOVE

Some day if i die..

don’t think that i forgot u….

just have a look towards

sky!

my tears will be a rain

drop on your cheeks to say

“hey I’m still with you....♥

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LOVE

ucapkanlah cinta wahai kasih satu kata yg ku nanti kan..

kerna aku x mmpu mmbaca mata mu..

mendengar bisikmu..melihat hatimu..

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ISLAMIC

Andainya Rasulullah masih ada... Ingin sekali mendengar gurauannya.. ~

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ISLAMIC

Tundukkan hati : Apabila terpaksa berurusan dengan lelaki, kita sepatutnya merasa bulu roma kita meremang, kerana takut pada Allah . . Kita sangat takut sekiranya disebabkan kita , lelaki tertarik kepada kita.

Waktu berdepan dengan mereka , banyak-banyaklah berdoa , “Ya Allah , janganlah Kau buatkan lelaki ini tertarik kepadaku . . Jauhkan pandangannya dari panahan syaitan .”

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ISLAMIC

Cantik WANITA kerana kejernihan wajah...

Manis WANITA kerana senyuman...

Ayu WANITA kerana kesederhanaan lahiriah...

Hebat WANITA kerana kesabaran...

Mulia WANITA kerana keimanan...

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SAYA PUNYA!!!

MUNGKIN KAU BUKANLAH YANG TERAKHIR,

TAPI KAULAH YANG PERTAMA.

P/S: HANYA GURAU SENDA DILAMAN MUKA BUKU. TIADA KENA MENGENA ANTARA YANG HIDUP ATAU YANG TELAH MENINGGAL DUNIA.